Dear Eight-Pound Six-Ounce Newborn Infant Jesus, this place is great. The 4" individual key lime pie on a stick, dipped into dark chocolate, and served frozen, is quite possibly the world's greatest…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Aaron B. at Yelp.com on October 13, 2008.

Not worth a special trip out here, but if you're in the area and hungry or thirsty it's definitely worth a stop. Plus, the prices can't be beaten with a stick. The bacon cheeseburger which comes with…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Aaron B. at Yelp.com on October 13, 2008.

It seems like people who are down on this place have the idea that prohibition-era bars were all about getting dressed up and going to over-decorated, lavish joints where one could throw away all…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Ben C. at Yelp.com on October 13, 2008.

while unpacking and nailing and drilling and screwing and moving and resting we forgot we needed to eat. We took a walk and found Zaytoons. Great middle eastern food, just a few blocks from the house?…

3 stars out of 5 Reviewed by mike l. at Yelp.com on October 13, 2008.

Working in the area, I had always passed this cute little restaurant, peeking in to see the interior, and especially the pastries. I suggested it to a couple of friends, and we went there for dinner.…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by silly a. at Yelp.com on October 12, 2008.

Don't let the drab interior discourage you from having a meal at Waterfalls because the fabulous food makes up for the lack of ambiance. My friend and I started with lentil soup, which gets high…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Jeanne E. at Yelp.com on October 12, 2008.

Besides the food--which was quite good--chestnut gets points for: well chosen plates (that do not tip when you use a knife ... so common in nice restaurants, and so very disappointing!), salt and…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by katie s. at Yelp.com on October 12, 2008.

Stinky Brooklyn takes it's cheeses and other gourmand type items very seriously. Pricecy for Brooklyn though Smith Street has come a long way baby from the bodegas and hardware lining Smith Street…

3 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Franny A. at Yelp.com on October 12, 2008.

While there is no doubt that this is a great venue with a unique and casual vibe, their event execution leaves much to be desired. This weekend's harvest festival was the first time I had been to the…

2 stars out of 5 Reviewed by tracey g. at Yelp.com on October 12, 2008.

martin plumbing was the worst ever plumber! they came for an estimation i had a leaking sink in my bathrom dripping down to the kitchen ceiling below. They requested 1800 hundred dollars for the…

1 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Brooklyn H. at Yelp.com on October 12, 2008.

um, hello. how in the hell did i manage to miss stopping into hasker in my 2+ years of living in this neighborhood? i am sorta home-goods obsessed and hasker carries all sorts of fabulous…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by amy s. at Yelp.com on October 12, 2008.

my first visit to the yard happened to fall on the same day of the gowanus harvest festival and ye gods, were there strollers and toddlers and parents galore! however, there were also plenty of…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by amy s. at Yelp.com on October 11, 2008.

My knowledge of cheese is absolutely non-existent. Seriously. I think smoked gouda is like, superfancy. Yet somehow I got put in charge of bringing the cheese to a wine and cheese picnic with some…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Heather D. at Yelp.com on October 11, 2008.

I had the exact same experience. I knew nothing about gold fish. My four year old wanted a fish and wash so excited. So we went, I got the biggest bowl they had and asked the guy if the fish would…

1 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Christine A. at Yelp.com on October 11, 2008.

With the slew of Thai restaurants on Court Street, the quality of food is what will distinguish the good from the bad. Unfortunately, the food here is just mediocre. The service and the decor help,…

2 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Sang H. at Yelp.com on October 10, 2008.

Wandered over after Ikea action. Gorg. space with piney walls and picnic table like tables and a chandelier. Open kitchen where all the concoctions are baked(tadum) The salty brownie was good as…

3 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Franny A. at Yelp.com on October 10, 2008.

Newest, closest, and not too tough to get to. Took the B77 from the infamous Smith and 9th Street Station. Fun for cheap chackas, and kitcheny gadget stuff. The Swedish meatball plate with mashed…

3 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Franny A. at Yelp.com on October 10, 2008.

I am not going to lie. I am not in the habit of getting laid a lot, but there have been several occasions over the past three years or so where this place has done it for me. Everything they have to…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Chels B. at Yelp.com on October 10, 2008.

I must say that this is the best dive bar I have ever encountered in my life! Hands down, Redhook Bait & Tackle is the victor! This place has the street cred of fishermen. And in my book, if…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by rustafarian -. at Yelp.com on October 10, 2008.

I brought a date here, because previous reviews on Yelp and elsewhere indicated that it was very romantic. That was pretty true--the candlelight dining does create a certain atmosphere, and it's…

3 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Ben C. at Yelp.com on October 10, 2008.

Lard bread. Nuff said.

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Alice W. at Yelp.com on October 9, 2008.

If I could, I would give 3.5 stars. The BBQ jack chicken sandwich was lean and delicious. Really enjoyed the focaccia bun. It was $8.75 on the menu but was charged $9.00. The FF were seasoned well,…

3 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Nancy S. at Yelp.com on October 9, 2008.

Top 10 Tips on how the American Beer company could get 5 stars: 10.Do something unexpected and unique like carry beer merchandise like T-shirts, hats, coats, mirrors, that would make your business…

3 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Matthew E. at Yelp.com on October 9, 2008.

This cute little pizzeria recently opened in Brooklyn Heights right on the border with Carroll Gardens. They serve brick oven baked Italian-style 12-inch individual pizzas, along with a variety of…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Victor S. at Yelp.com on October 9, 2008.

Cons: The waits are very long (there's only 10 tables here), its not uncommon to be told that its an hour wait to get a seat. I could be wrong but I'm assuming you can call ahead and get a reservation…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Matthew E. at Yelp.com on October 9, 2008.

I could care less about some landlord who bought the building that LeNell's sits... Thing is that this place is special. That staff constantly ask you if you need help, and know the booze the sell.…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by P D. at Yelp.com on October 8, 2008.

It bears mentioning that the happy hour has been shortened, now just 5-7 pm. And that the happy hour beers are now $4 instead of $3. Happily the new-ish bartender is a Tide alum.

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by David M. at Yelp.com on October 8, 2008.

I would not feel good about supporting this store...The owner is in the space against the terms of her lease. The poor LL of her building bought the building for his use, and she wont leave -- I live…

1 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Elchin S. at Yelp.com on October 8, 2008.

I'd move to Red Hook for Petite Crevette. It's daily catch of seafood. The board always shows the daily specials which is worth a try. Favorites have been cioppino, red snapper, tuna burgers-- and…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by YVONNE H. at Yelp.com on October 8, 2008.

Pit Stop is closed until April 2009? Do the owners go back to France or something? I'm sad because we will miss their burger and fries, risotto, and ratatouille until they come back. We also love…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Nancy S. at Yelp.com on October 7, 2008.

House of Pizza remodeled and reopened and I jumped at a chance to give them a try. I thoroughly enjoyed my fresh mozzarella slice and grandma's slice. The grandma's slice was perfect. I will certainly…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Nancy S. at Yelp.com on October 7, 2008.

1st star: wifi. actually, their wifi could WORK better, but it's there and it's free. yay. 2nd star: hangoutability. I like that I feel comfortable working here with my laptop. Some places don't have…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by carol t. at Yelp.com on October 7, 2008.

I pray that Video Free Brooklyn is able to expand its square footage, and hence its inventory of film/TV titles, without leaving Smith Street. Even now, in limited space, the narrow catalog is…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Timothy D. at Yelp.com on October 7, 2008.

Just stopped in today for my first treat: a sweet onion focaccia for $3.25. I did all I could to not eat the entire loaf. Very yummy. The shop keepers were warm to newcomers and old.

3 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Nancy S. at Yelp.com on October 7, 2008.

I guess we were lucky, we had no problem getting our check. Our waiter was very attentive. We all enjoyed our brunch in the back garden area. My two fellow diners had omelettes. The one with the…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Nancy S. at Yelp.com on October 7, 2008.

Really enjoyed the aroma and atmosphere in this old school coffee shop. As a decaffeinated coffee drinker, I was disappointed with only one choice/"Light Columbian". Although it wasn't as robust as I…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Nancy S. at Yelp.com on October 7, 2008.

OK, first off, they'll all chipper and say it's BYOB. When the bill comes there's a $5 charge for a "wine fee" (cause they set glasses on table?). Yes, I'm cheap and hoping to cost them more than…

2 stars out of 5 Reviewed by J C. at Yelp.com on October 7, 2008.

When you see a long line forming 20 minutes before this place is scheduled to open...You know it has to be amazing pizza! The patrons don't seem to mind the long wait. If you don't get inside the door…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Wendy C. at Yelp.com on October 6, 2008.

Great food. Great menu. Good coffee. Good vibe. The staff can be a little surly, but all in all a nice place to have a coffee and a snack. Feels pretty college towny in the same way as Fall and Tea…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by jenna h. at Yelp.com on October 6, 2008.

It's tiny! But so fun! I went one time only, and while I vowed to go back again before summer ended, I never made it. Summer always ends far too quickly. There were four of us I believe, and we…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Shannon M. at Yelp.com on October 6, 2008.

ABSOLUTELY my favorite neighborhood restaurant. I rarely go back to a place more than 3 or 4 times (too many new places to try) but I keep on going back to this place. The atmosphere is simple...…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Catie B. at Yelp.com on October 6, 2008.

After a friend forwarded me these reviews, I had to write one in self defense. First thing I want to say is when this place is 100% finished, it will be the talk of the town. From entertainment to…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Glen K. at Yelp.com on October 6, 2008.

i have been past this place countless times in the two years that i've lived in red hook and i now that i've finally stopped in, i rue all the time i've lost shopping at other nearby garden centers…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by amy s. at Yelp.com on October 6, 2008.

Both times I've been here it was on impulse, and both times resulted in my walking away with some insanely delicious drink in hand and a huge greedy smile on my face. So far at the Chocolate Room I've…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Abigail S. at Yelp.com on October 6, 2008.

amigofrench is a tiny cafe on Clinton Street, and well worth your trip to the land below Stanton Street, The tables are for two (though 3 could squeeze), the walls are bright (and festooned with even…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Alison G. at Yelp.com on October 5, 2008.

I find myself in this bar more often I would like to admit. I think it is the inexpensive and strong drinks. Beware of the Sufffering Bastard - too many of these and you totally understand why they…

3 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Chrissy M. at Yelp.com on October 5, 2008.

I brought my car in for an inspection. I received a call from one of the "mechanics" telling me that I need to replace all 4 struts, the coolant, Oil change, 1 tire and wiper blades. I told him I…

1 stars out of 5 Reviewed by tony t. at Yelp.com on October 5, 2008.

Oh god, oh god, oh god. I've always had my apprehensions about Fairway. The produce is okay... until you take it home and realize all the moldy oranges/strawberries/raspberries were hidden on the…

1 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Ingrid C. at Yelp.com on October 4, 2008.

The pastry and cookies are great. Most of the regular customers have their favorite items, for me it is the Regina biscuits. As far as iI can tell the serving size is one bag. No matter what size…

5 stars out of 5 Reviewed by jim r. at Yelp.com on October 3, 2008.

Just finished construction, thank god! Even a regular slice there is to die for. I order delivery there all the time, nice fellas. Friendly owners and residents. There are two beautiful asian women…

4 stars out of 5 Reviewed by Kallai S. at Yelp.com on October 3, 2008.